S. Hamley Bildebrandt

“Morningstar is my hot stewardess.”

Yet more bookstore magic!

We have a wonderful teacher here at IHOP–KC named Terri Terry. It is her real name. When she first moved here we started carrying one of her books at the bookstore. As soon as we discovered her name on the cover, it quickly became a cause of great amusement – and great curiosity – for the staff. One day she came by the store and so we finally asked her if Terri Terry is her real name. She told us it is. We asked her if it was her birth name. She responded, “Of course not! Who would do that to their child? I married into it.” I asked her if she had any reservations marrying a man with her first name for his last name. She said, “Of course I did, but when he asked me to marry him I said to myself, ‘Hey, you might not get another chance, so go for it.’” And that about sums up Terri Terry.

Fast forward three years. I was working a shift in the bookstore with my friend Amanda. We were unpacking a box of the same book that introduced us to Terri Terry and sparked our curiosity years back. We noticed that her name was written “Terri L. Terry”. My friend Amanda asked me what I thought the ‘L’ stands for. I jokingly said, “Terri Larry Terry!” and chuckled to myself at the thought of so ridiculous a monicker. We both commented on how unbelievable that would be and we vowed to ask her when we saw her again.

The very next day, Mrs. Terry herself paid the store a visit. I was not there in person, but Amanda was, and she shared with me the following account:

When Amanda saw Terri she asked her what her middle name was. Terry responded, “It’s Lawrence. My parents wanted a boy, whom they were going to name Lawrence. So they kept it as my middle name.”

Amanda kept quiet, weighing the implications of this new information when Terri said, on her own, “So my name is Terri Larry Terry.”

Score.

It never even occurred to me that bookstore magic was at work until I talked with Christine about it, but it fits the pattern. I love bookstore magic.

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4 Comments»

  joelmw wrote @

That is priceless.

Of course, I might argue about your use of the term “magic.” ;-)

  Christine wrote @

Yes! I got a mention for the spotting of the magic! You steward the magic with such humility!

I still can hardly believe this.

One thing I can believe: My dad found something that he might argue with. Of course, if he did argue, he would be wrong. There are few things as truly magical and aptly given the label of “magic” as bookstore magic.

  S. Hamley Bildebrandt wrote @

And Christine demonstrated very well what I was going to say to you, Joel: that the designation of this particular event as magical originates with your daughter. Not to remove myself from it entirely. I agree with her. But it was she who planted the thought.

  joelmw wrote @

Christine says that I “don’t have to actually” when I tell her that “I suppose I shall have to respond to what Mr. Bildebrandt has said.” She errs. It makes me so happy to be able to record that conversation because it occurred and because its occurrence was made possible by her sitting just four feet from me–this fact makes me so happy that I just had to record it. Yes, just as I had to respond to your comment.

I was just itchin’ for a fight–but resisting, I might add. But my issue with “magic” is more-or-less real and arises in part from its associations with illusion and witchcraft. Of course, I still use the word in a positive sense myself, though not without ample anxiety. On the other hand–and, somehow, I’m convinced, quite related–I use “myth” in a sense that most folks don’t bother to understand, because they choose instead to fixate, interestingly enough, on its association with illusion and pagan deception.

I might say that the application of the term “magic” to what might rightly be considered the work of the Holy Spirit denigrates the myths of both the Spirit and the bookstore. I might say that. But won’t. Because it would be contrary. And obfuscatory. Two qualities I assiduously eschew. Along with fragmentation. Of sentences especially.


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